Thirty-one theses on dating capitalism
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PART TWO — THE GRID
I
Revenue up, payers down
II
Success ends subscriptions
III
Manufactured scarcity
IV
One owner, many brands
Hidden ranking, patented swipe
VI
Volume produces refusal
VII
The app is the destination
VIII
Demographic pricing
IX
Fabricated interest
X
Safety became an upgrade
XI
Intentionality drives growth
XII
Queer platforms consolidated
XIII
Contraction intensifies extraction
XIV
Free users are inventory
XV
Global risk, concentrated revenue
XVI
Health data as telemetry
XVII
Data as national security
XVIII
Membership reveals identity
XIX
Identification without breach
XX
Profiles sold as commodities
XXI
The platform remembers more
XXII
Community versus its workers
XXIII
Extraction is optional
XXIV
Refusal is not innocence
XXV
The grid is optional
XXVI
Filtering is not sorting
XXVII
The applications work
XXVIII
Lifeline and trap
XXIX
Loneliness is the market
XXX
Companionship without reciprocity
XXXI
Named, not stopped
THESIS XXII
PART TWO — THE GRID
The company that sells community suppressed its own.
A return-to-office mandate followed a union campaign. Half the workforce left.
In July 2023 a supermajority of Grindr's staff announced their intention to unionise with the Communications Workers of America. Within weeks the company issued a return-to-office mandate requiring relocation to a hub city, giving workers two weeks to decide. Roughly eighty of 178 employees left; the union noted the burden fell particularly on trans employees, who would have had to find new healthcare providers. On 1 November 2024 the National Labor Relations Board issued a complaint alleging that the policy was retaliation, that the severance agreement presented to workers was unlawful, and that the company had refused to recognise or bargain with the union. Grindr calls the allegations meritless and states that the transition to hybrid work predated the union petition.
EVIDENCE SNAPSHOT
178
WORKFORCE
Total workforce before the contested return-to-office mandate
~80
LEFT
Employees who departed rather than relocate
2 weeks
DECISION
Time provided to make the relocation decision
Nov 2024
NLRB COMPLAINT
Date the labour-board complaint was issued
KEY FINDING
In July 2023 a supermajority of Grindr's staff announced their intention to unionise with the Communications Workers of America.
IMPLICATION
A company organized around community was accused of undermining worker organization.
Source apparatus
SOURCE 01
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LABOUR-BOARD COMPLAINT
National Labor Relations Board. (2024, November 1). Complaint against Grindr LLC, Region 21, Los Angeles.